It’s so tiny!!!
Not gonna lie life long dream of frolicking with a giant bottle of beer is depicted here and instead the artist doesn’t seek me out and draws a chick instead I’m annoyed
-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.
-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-
CRYING I HAVE TO REBLOG IM SORRY OMFG
LOL THIS IS THE GREATEST.
If this doesn’t perfectly sum up the English language I don’t know what does
HOW THE FUCK DID WE GET PINEAPPLE?!?!?!